This is definitely not an improvement.

A bird. Probably a phoenix.

Ich bin hyper todaaaaay and I have no idea why, but I'm enjoying myself o_o <3

Gustav snorted. “Dave’s on crack.” He got up to go look in the bathroom. “Come on, asshole, let’s go.”

“I have ‘penis’ written on my forehead,” Georg wailed.

*dieslaughing*